Venice, Italy

"He's got the whole cathedral in his hands ..."
"Edgar, stop that. People are staring."

Train Shenanigans, Round 1

Stuttgart > Venice

Edgar torments Shrek with the last Qdoba chip while Switzerland speeds by in the background. 

The Not-So-Quiet Room

Shrek and Edgar enjoy a movie & coke in the Quiet Room of the Delta Sky Club. A very small and angry boy in a striped onesie makes the area more aptly referred to as the Not-So-Quiet Room, but his grandparents are doing their best to calm him. 

Hint: hissing "shhhhhhhhhh!" at him in a steady stream of bombardment is probably not as effective as you believe it to be.

Farewell, Atlanta

Farewll, Atlanta. I wish we had met on better terms.

-Shrek and Edgar

Really, Delta?

Shrek and Edgar spar with the World's Tiniest Q-Tips provided in the Delta Overnight Kit. Less successful as functioning q-tips than as tiny rods to poke your brains out when attempting to clean your ears, they are at their best when put to use in a martial arts training environment.

Comfort Inn (and Suites?)

After much confusion and debate surrounding the airport hotel in which they would spend the remaining hours of their delay, Shrek and Edgar debate what kind of music to use in setting their alarm.

Atlanta, Georgia

Shrek and Edgar share a delicious Qdoba burrito in the Atlanta airport. What was supposed to be a 3-hour layover has become a 24-hour delay, and so they console themselves with food.